Baby, you're doing so good, but I got a favor to ask. It's not really big, but I figured I'd ask. Could you call me Osama? While I terrorize this pussy like a suicide-bomber. I'm gonna scream "JIHAD" while I pull out my rod, and toss my milk and cookies all over your bod.
Alice in Murderland
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nayx:

i couldn’t photoshop this if i tried
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mary-jane-wanna:

OH…MY…GLOB 

i know you wanna smoke these lumps

RIP part 2 follow up

oh yeah i forgot to mention. since like most of the girls from my grade didnt show up at the prom, my friend frank was voted prom king, and i was voted prom queen lmfaoooooo

what are you gonna do?

RIP part 2

yooooo prom was too much fun. im all fucking sweaty and a little bit tipsy but overall, i had a lot of fun. too bad i cant go out to the prom after party with my other friends, but whatever. they were only gonna go into the city and go to a strip club and just drive around lmfao so im not really too bummed about that. but yeah. im glad i could spend my last moments of high school with people that were a lot of fun. especially my friend pearse. i hope that we’re still boys even after high school. he’s like the type of friend that you can keep for a life time!


so yeah i guess thats p. much it for now, and my shitty text posts lmfao. GRADUATION, HERE I COME!

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龍一

RIP

it’s prom night and i look like nigga james bonb and i feel really gay right now. this boat better have booze and coconut shrimp or else i’m gonna throw myself into a wall.

P.S. did i mention that my prom is on a boat? it’s p. cool i guess. TOO BAD IM SOMEWHAT SEASICK AND I’LL PROBABLY END UP PUKING ALL OVER THE PLACE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA